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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 

Why did the chicken cross the road? She thought it was an eggcellent idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was feeling plucky.

Why didn’t the bird cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To Cock-A-Doodle-Doo something.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet.

What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in motion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the smell on this side was fowl.

Why did the cock cross the road? To avoid a fight.

Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? To stretch its legs.

What crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg?

Why did the chicken really cross the road? She thought it would be eggciting!

No seriously, why did the chicken really cross the road? To take a better selfie.

Why did Adele cross the road? To say Hello from the other side.

How do you keep a chicken in suspense? I’ll tell you later.